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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

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I am in a world of shit, yes. But I am alive. And I’m not afraid.

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sequinscampari:

I’ve shown this to just about everyone already, but it’s still just so cute! (Article)

sequinscampari:

I’ve shown this to just about everyone already, but it’s still just so cute! (Article)

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alifeofrandomness:

whedonesque:

Nathan Fillion’s panel Q&A at Phoenix Comic Con | June 7, 2014 (x)

Q: If Firefly had gone on longer, what is something you would’ve hoped to have gotten to do with either just Mal or the story in general?

And they’re all beagles, right?

I could plausibly see all of this, too.

(Source: stanakaticland)

nonsolokawaii:

Up Themed 1st Birthday Party (via)

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aleskot:

From Zero #9. It came out today.

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aleskot:

Bosnia, mid-90’s.

aleskot:

Bosnia, mid-90’s.

"What if you could use 100% of your brain for cognitive abilities? What kind of secret powers could you unlock?"

pyramidslayer:

List of secret powers unlocked:

  • loss of motor functions
  • loss of bowel control
  • loss of all senses
  • loss of temperature control
  • loss of relation to any physical spaces
  • loss of heartbeat control
  • death

Lucy, in theaters this Friday.

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whitehouse:

“Let’s do this more often…let’s pass more bills to help create more good jobs, strengthen the middle class.” —President Obama to Republicans in Congress before signing the Workforce Innovation Act, which will help connect more ready-to-work Americans with ready-to-be-filled jobs.

whitehouse:

“Let’s do this more often…let’s pass more bills to help create more good jobs, strengthen the middle class.” —President Obama to Republicans in Congress before signing the Workforce Innovation Act, which will help connect more ready-to-work Americans with ready-to-be-filled jobs.

shinkonokokoro:

ginamak:

kielbasa:

too true.

Were?

Where are you? These things exist, and they’re awesome. Lime and orange included. The middle.

shinkonokokoro:

ginamak:

kielbasa:

too true.

Were?

Where are you? These things exist, and they’re awesome. Lime and orange included. The middle.

tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

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